I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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