im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
