So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just come out here and I will go home with you...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
