But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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