using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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