You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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