There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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