sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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