she smelled like a LAN party
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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