I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
