so that wasnt chicken after all
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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