Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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