Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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