RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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