Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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