Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
