The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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