somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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