Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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