If i could tip my vagina, i would.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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