I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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