Buhtt sex?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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