thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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