My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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