Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
