Where is the hickey?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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