She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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