would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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