I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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