Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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