Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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