the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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