I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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