did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
How naked do you want me to be?
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