I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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