Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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