Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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