when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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