Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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