Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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