If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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