i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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