I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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