Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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