good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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