how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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