Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
