I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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