I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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