That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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