she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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