He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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