I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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