Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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