i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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