I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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