Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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