question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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