Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Please, let me fuck your mom
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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