My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He better not be in your backpack
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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