when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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